“Oh dear, I’m sorry, I’ve forgotten to pay the water bill. There is no water in my home. I’ve just been so very distracted ever since my cat ran away… I just keep picturing her lost on some rainy bridge… cold and alone. I’m rambling on. Remind me, what brings you here?”
> I'M HERE TO CONDUCT AN AUDIT > I'VE BEEN RENDERED AMNESIC BY YOUR BEAUTY