Please Enjoy This Original Music.

This musical composition, entitled “tinnitus.mp3” is intended to complement your reading experience of Bean: An Illustrated Novel. Specifically, this soundtrack is designed to synchronize with the events of pages 9 through 23. 

If you’re intimidated by the prospect of listening to music and reading simultaneously, worry not. For those of you who may consider musical accompaniment to be “distracting” or even “gimmicky”, we here at The Deprimé Corporation have devised and ingenious solution. Please assume the role of a “normal person” (i.e. someone with a rudimentary grasp on multitasking), and play the track. Then, to alleviate this perceived notion of distraction, head to this website and enter your credit card information when prompted.